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baubles of my mind's eye

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What do you get when you mix a insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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— 9 months ago with 100830 notes

#humor  #lulz 

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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— 11 months ago with 441573 notes

#humor  #lulz 
cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 16
Is he having an affair? Find out, Haymarket style

cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 16

Is he having an affair? Find out, Haymarket style

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— 11 months ago with 913 notes

#Emma Goldman  #lulz  #humor  #radical humor 

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

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— 11 months ago with 400207 notes

#lulz  #Gatsby  #diCaprio  #film  #humor 
"I’m not a misogynist. I love women."
Misogynists (via icaiaf)

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— 12 months ago with 1127 notes

#lulz  #feminist humor  #jerkwads 
brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

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— 1 year ago with 234278 notes

#rpgs  #Lulz  #nerdy humor 

glintglimmergleam:

what it basically boils down to is this:

maaaybe  i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke”

or maybe, just maybe

you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.

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— 1 year ago with 20977 notes

#lulz  #feminist humor 
An English-to-English Translation of Emily Dickinson’s Poetry →

ohheythereworld:

The Boyfriend sent this to me and it’s pretty funny! 

So like everyone else, you love Emily Dickinson’s poems — but have you ever wished they were a little, well, shorter? No? They’re already generally quite short, you say? Well, hear us out. In The Emily Dickinson Reader: An English-to-English Translation of Emily Dickinson’s Complete Poems, published this week, Paul Legault “translates” each of Dickinson’s 1,789 poems into pithy, irreverent, and often insightful modern missives. There’s still just as much death, despair, flowers, and sexiness, but in a new streamlined form perfect for cocktail parties. After the jump, we’ve selected a few of our favorites of Legault’s translations (with Dickinson’s original poems linked to the numbers) for your poetic pleasure. Read alone in your room for proper absorption.

184. Love has really big hands.

314. Hope is kind of like birds. In that I don’t have any.

396. They overcharged me for this drink. The story of my life.

436. The sun is why we can see the sun.

555. We should sneak into that abandoned house over there. I think there’s a dead body in it.

745. Mountains, you are my best friend.

790. People are born small and slowly increase in size.

825. Jesus just flew in from Heaven and boy are his arms tired.

867. I knew I was having a mental breakdown when abstract concepts started to make noise.

957. People should be allowed to hate their jobs and not get shit for it.

1063. In Heaven, they don’t have lamps or the Sun or anything. The only way to see anything is by the glow that emits off of God’s naked body. It’s kind of frustrating, because you can’t just stay up late reading in bed unless you smuggle in a candle or something and God gets really mad if you do this. He feels like you don’t appreciate his giant glow-in-the-dark body and its ability to light up most things in its proximity.

1251. At least Time tried really hard not to be an asshole, even though he failed.

1350. Mushrooms are cute.

1386. Nobody cares that I got the perfect attendance award.

1393. There are small cows crawling across my eye.

1407. Squirrels have the best parties.

1408. Bats are weird-looking on purpose.

1409. I wish I had minions.

1455. There’s a little zombie inside of each and every one of us.

1473. I hate waiting for the train.

1535. I had a friend but she became feral.

1559. I’m kind of getting tired of naming all of the things that I prefer to people, but while I’m at it: butterflies.

1568. I want the little pirate that lives inside of my heart to be my friend.

1694. I like quiet sex.

1738. When I die I want to be buried in lotion.

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— 1 year ago with 53 notes

#poetry  #Emily Dickinson  #lulz  #humor 

mccarthyist:

wow. that woman isnt a role model. she did drugs. she slept with people. wtf why would you idolize her. my hero is john lennon.

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— 1 year ago with 35843 notes

#lulz 
Movies I’m Excited For This Year

flawedfan:

That Movie Based on a YA Novel Starring White People that Whitewashed PoC
That Movie Based on a Comic Book Starring White People and a Token PoC
That Movie that Reinvents a Fairytale Starring White People
That Movie Set in a Fantasyland with A Surprising Lack of PoC
That Beautiful Romantic Movie Starring Two White People in Love
That Movie Starring a Scruffy White Guy Who Does Things
That Movie where a White Guy plays Savior to a Native People
That One Very Special Movie about Racism
That Animated Movie in Which PoC’s only voice the Sidekicks
That Movie Where Apparently It’s Okay For a White Guy to play a PoC
That One Movie Where Denzel Washington or Will Smith Die for a White Guy
That One Movie Based on a Foreign Movie Re-Invented with White People
That Movie Set In a New York City where Only White People Exists

— 1 year ago with 440 notes

#film  #racism  #hollywood  #lulz 

stfuconservatives:

gatothenovice:

exvin:

thepeoplesrecord:

These are all so good.

The second one

“I am so bad at being likable that I’ve had to create an elaborate force field of imagined persecution to justify it.”

This tag somehow turned into the best thing ever.

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— 1 year ago with 43397 notes

#lulz  #feminist humor 

artactivistnia:

ianthe:

im flatlining

bye

<3 <3 <3

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— 1 year ago with 21145 notes

#lulz  #truth  #race 

foxmccloud:

“what could POSSIBLY go wrong?” timmy turner says, having just wished for cosmo and wanda to dissolve the bourgeois and dismantle capitalism, all without having laid out a systematic theory and praxis for incorporating plurality and equality into the new world order

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— 1 year ago with 50858 notes

#lulz  #nerdy humor  #radical humor  #humor  #capitalism  #analysis  #praxis  #brocialism